10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Fold and live to fold again
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.