10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.