10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)