10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Fold and live to fold again
• You have to piss with the dick you have