10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo