10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.