10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."