10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.