10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword