10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "No river, no fish."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003