10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.