10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers