10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Fook the floosh droo!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The all-in play works everytime but once.