10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz