10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Those eggs smell delicious!