10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth