10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus