10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.