10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.