10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "No river, no fish."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"