10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe