10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.