10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"