10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT