10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth