10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers