10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant