10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.