10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You have to piss with the dick you have