10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha