10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi