10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977