10 Random Poker Quotes

Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
if u play for the thrill u are ill
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
People who play poker often wear raw hide.