10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier