10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is