10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.