10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986