10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Welcome to kicker school
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.