10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.