10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)