10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.