10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth