10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.