10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"