10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts