10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- It's Free To Fold...
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves