10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Fish don't eat Nutz!