10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz