10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm