10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.